Thursday, May 27, 2010

Housekeeping

As you can see, posting has been light this week, and we will have very limited postings until after the Memorial Day holiday. Have a good weekend, we will be back to our regular schedule on Tuesday.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Busted by Google

Google's been capturing more than just personal info. How bout some embarrassing finds?

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Ms. PacMan is a Slut

Who knew Ms. PacMan was so dirty? No wonder PacMan married her.

Monday, May 24, 2010

How To Get Soccer to Catch On In The USA

(From Up Next In Sports)

Pharmacy Wants to Help

This pharmacy in Pennsylvania is here to help. (From Oddly Specific)

Barbie Q

(From Break.com)

Friday, May 21, 2010

Justin Bieber walks into a glass door.

No idea who this kid is, but walking into stuff/falling down is ALWAYS funny.

Photo Fun With Statues and Monuments

See the rest at Odd Stuff Magazine. (May be slightly NSFW for suggestive pics)

Beware!

(From Wowfunnypictures.com)

The Recession Song

Times are tough...Gotta dig the mason jar/rubber band solo. (From Atom.com)

Recession Song

This Fall on the CW - Asperger's High

(From Funny or Die)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Heil Forcecasters! Huh?

I don't recall this in any Star Wars movies? Was Yoda a Nazi and I missed it? (Hat Tip to Gordon Keith)

Major Tatoo Typo Fail

Hopefully she doesn't "reget" this tatoo.

Oh Little Hooters Girl. Or not so little.

Poor Hooter's girl, here's a song to cheer you up.

Hooters Server Cassie Smith Says She's on Weight Probation

Secret Hipster Handbook

From Cracked.com. Read the rest here.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Guy vs. Bark collar

Doritos did this as a Super Bowl commercial. I think this one is better.

Synergies. Paradigm Shifts. Tired Head.

Cold calls? No thanks boss, I'll just skip sex for a month.

Spock and the Shocker

(From CollegeHumor)

This Bird Knows What He Wants

Very smart bird.

Tiger Woods Photo Fun

(Courtesy of the boys at Deadspin)

Dale Peterson Commercial Spoof

The other day we brought you the unintentional comedy stylings of Dale Peterson. Well, Funny or Die already has a spoof.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Just like my high school Coach.

Did some work with this guy's brother last week. Coach Hines was gold on MadTV.

Who knew racecar drivers could be distracted so easily?

Gotta admire this fan's dedication.

Return Of the Ghostbusters - Improv Everywhere

The guys at Improv Everywhere are known for the great bits that they pull off in public places. Here is their latest where they go Ghostbusting. See their older stunts here.

Extremely Offensive Board Games

The folks at Something Awful have compiled some extremely offensive board games. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Reporter Swallows Fly On The Air

China to Stop Spying on its Citizens, Will Use Facebook Instead

Social Network to replace listening devices and spy sattelites. (From the Borowitz Report)

You Never Tell Me You Love Me

(From the Sarcasmist)



This Fall on Bravo

Fred Savage is hosting a new dating show in the mold of the Bachelor, etc. Check it out.

 

Monday, May 17, 2010

Now why didn't I think of this?

Bricks made out of pee.

Unintentional Political Comedy

Take that you commie bastards! (If I didn't know this was real, I would've guessed it was a spoof)

A Special Message To The Class of 2010

From Drew Magary at Deadspin.

Beware of 3D movies

They're getting more and more realistic, look what they can do now.

A Tribute to the '80s Movie Bully

(Alt title, "Where have you gone William Zabka")

Wanna learn CPR?

I'm signing up for this class immediately. (Possibly NSFW for lingerie.)

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.



Bill Hader as Stefon

Bill Hader doing his new character Stefon on Weekend Update with Seth Meyers.

Jimmy Fallon Schools Mick Jagger

On how to be Mick Jagger. (Hat Tip Gordon Keith)

Something To Put A Smile on Your Face

Funny Pictures

Dana Carvey's Lost Spinoff

Welcome to Weird Island.

Volkswagen Hipster Commercial

From Volkswagen Australia.

Is There Anything Duct Tape Can't Do?

From Break.com, 25 awesome uses for duct tape.

Fake Twitter Fun

Someone opened a fake Twitter account as Sarah Palin U5A, instead of USA. Here's the link, enjoy.

How to Prep for a Job Interview

The job market is tough right now, here are some good tips to help you nail the interview.

Office Interview

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Whoreders

From Funny or Die, A&E's new show "Whoreders". (NSFW for language)


Saturday, May 15, 2010

All Time Best Moustache?

The MANtage

How to be a real man. My favorite line - "There's Luke consuming American soil. Mmmm, tastes like liberty."

MANtage

Great Breakup Note

Friday, May 14, 2010

Who's reading your Facebook updates?

And Reggie passes it to the man........

And BOOM goes the dynamite. All this news anchor mistepping has me feeling nostaglic for one of the greatest of all time.

Man Put In Charge of Feminist Movement

From the Onion - "Man Finally Put in Charge of Struggling Feminist Movement"

Another Betty White Hosting Campaign

Young Troublemaker

This Facebook User Is Very Confused

I'm not sure she understands how the whole Aunt and Uncle thing works.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Geoff Johnston - Top 10 Things He Wants Betty White To Host

The great Geoff Johnston has been quiet lately due to a tragic dog toy incident. He is back with "10 Things I Want Betty White To Host". Personally, I am pushing for the AVN Awards as well.

Confessions Of A Hipster

This is Gold. (Hat Tip to Buzzfeed)

Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video

From the Onion. (possibly NSFW for language, no pics)
Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video

Be Sure To Give Early And Often

Australia is facing a major shortage of donor sperm. Luckily, Stephen Colbert is on it.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Australian Sperm Shortage
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorFox News

This Is The Best Birth Control There Is

Check out S**t My Kids Ruined. Good Times.

Kittens in Auto Tune

Annoying, catchy and funny all at the same time.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Beware The Sleeping Bag That Finds You

Who wouldn't want a sleeping that bag that will give you nightmares? (Hat tip to Consumerist.)

Anthony Szpak Has A Gay Mother

Dangerous Speeds on the Carousel

Here's what happens when you have some bored Euros, a motorcycle and a playground carousel.

Joad Cressbeckler - Ornery Pundit

From The Onion News Network. He will have a show on Fox News within 6 months. Watch your back Greta!


Joad Cressbeckler Is Back To Claim Rightful Title As Most Ornery Pundit Alive

Itching for Revenge?

This is one of the most niche business ideas ever. If you're itching for revenge, give them a call. (Hat Tip Gordon Keith)

Get Rich Quick!

The only sure fire way is to  - Gain Wealth Through Wealth Seminars!

Gaining Wealth Through Wealth Seminars!

Monday, May 10, 2010

Baseball Announcer Falls Asleep During Broadcast

Keith Hernandez and his moustache pass out during commercial break. And they say baseball is boring.

Yo-Yo Champ. Or is he?

Gotta love this impostor hijacking some local morning news shows.


Headline of the Day

Hooker Tosses 5 No-Hit Innings

Steve Nash Is An Alien

(Hat Tip - Deadspin)

Happy Belated Mother's Day!

Hope everyone showed their Mom's some love with a thoughtful present like this.

What A Badass

Nice of Mom to help him out with the pic. (From InternetToday)

6 Absurd Gender Sterotypes

From Cracked.com - 6 Absurd Gender Sterotypes (Which Science says are True)

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Return to Weekend Update

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler returned to SNL's Weekend Update. Check it out.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Happy Mother's Day!

Remember what Mr. T says. Treat your mother right.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Star Wars Trilogy Done With Legos

Great special effects and they condense six hours of movie to just over two minutes.

Lord Jesus Christ Hit By A Car

Apparently he is living in Massachusetts. I don't remember which chapter of the New Testament discussed him being hit by a 2005 Monte Carlo.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Since we can never get too much Will Ferrell

I've got a fev-ah, and the presciption is more cowbell

Hi-Jinx in the Clubhouse - Major Leaguer Burns Ass

Come on now, didn't we all do this in college?

Headline of the Day

Penis Scan Leads to Violence

Billy Ray "Rojo" Johnson

Will Ferrell pitched for the minor league Round Rock Express last night as Billy Ray "Rojo" Johnson. (Hat Tip to Big League Stew. Original link and more video here)

Wiffleball '79

Filmakers Perry Jenkins and Travis Kurtz bring you their new short film Wiffle Ball '79. Love the outfits and the Oscar Gamble 'fro.

Justin Halpern - S**t My Dad Says

Justin Halpern,  author of S**t My Dad Says did a live chat with the boys at Deadspin yesterday. Click Here to read the chat. Click Here to buy the book.

Funny or Die - Drunk History

Here is Funny or Die's latest installment of Drunk History. John C Reilly as Nicola Tesla and Crispin Glover as Thomas Edison.

Idiocracy in Action

For you fans of the movie Idiocracy, here is "Ow My Balls!" for the iPhone.

(Hat Tip to Gordon Keith)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Welcome to Comedy Link Dump.com

Well, it is time to get this thing up and running. Hopefully we don't suck too bad and you'll check in for your daily dose of funny.

Mmmmm, what's that intoxicating smell?

Why, its meat, what else?

Just ordered a bundle, can't wait to use them for my next bubble bath.
 
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